tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34046692012-01-22T00:36:24.312+08:00i want to be somewhere else tooGodzilla The Lizard Kingnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3031100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-70115899125350355912012-01-19T19:50:00.000+08:002012-01-19T19:50:34.980+08:00

2012 whooooooooooooooooooooooot. I am alive! pum pum pum. next year will be a good year. or i will make the little chinese horoscope man pay for their mistakes in soothsaying. even though they are dead, i will find them.

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And in today's edition of the Good News Bunny we have a few good news for all the faithful readers out there. 1. Good News #1: It is 10PM and I AM STILL IN THE OFFICE. This is good news because if I were at home I would be wasting time by watching Season 4 of the Big Bang Theory. But because I am still in the office, having my time wasted by snotty clients, I am bringing to YOU the first edition

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another long night in a never ending series of long long nights. nights which blend into days into nights into days. tomorrow there are TWO big meetings, of which i am invited to NONE. for someone who used to attend meetings with Cabinet Ministers 6 years ago at my first job (albeit, with the complex role of "note-taking" and "powerpoint clicking"), what has happened to me is the enviable

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sitting in this massive suite in siem reap, calculating the IRR of some crap made-up investment, listening to adele, wondering what happened, wondering what's next, having a beer, downloading comps from the website, drawing charts, eating a rambutan, and another one,  checkin out sharon's blog, wondering if this is it, feeling pudgy, fiddling with the internet connection, drawing the balcony

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So I completely screwed up my blog and I'm a little upset, because I lost my self designed header which I was very proud of even though it is five years old, and every time i come back to this site it annoys me. I am blogging because I hate my job, and there is no one I can rant to at this stage who will not either roll their eyes, change the subject or walk away because they are hearing this

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Holy shitz. I did something bad to my website which made george disappear, and made this penguin thing "In Your Face" for my Blog. I Want George Back!!!! Shitz. Shitz. ShiTZ!

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How horrible. I've broken my resolution about 3.5 times since i made it (in terms of events, not drinks. the 0.5 because I was accosted by a Carlsberg lady today who looked like she could do with someone buying something from her) Sure I must have more self control than this. Hmmm. Ok. Maybe this wasn't so unexpected.

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About two no, three days ago, I made a resolution not to drink anymore. And today I broke it. I am very bad at this resolution thing. I WILL NOT DRINK ALCOHOL. It is the root of all evil, and the source of the best worst times of my adult life. This is of course inspired by another round of my fantastic drunken performances, where I have long monologues with people that I cannot remember and I

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Was reading rants by some idiots commenting on the MRT system the other day, and it inspired to write a monologue on why these people are dumbasses based on rigorous dissection of their analysis. However, my laziness trumped my need to fight idiocy and instead I am hear ranting about some unknown dumbass. All I want to say is: Dear Mr. Dumbass 1. You do not set fares based on some random

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Went to betta's 30th party the other night. It was like being part of a whole different universe - an alternative parallel mini universe that exists alongside the one of suits, laptops and meetings. Complete and utter chaos. There were petite men in french maid outfits, an an oddly muscular one in a gorgeous blue dress, a strange hippy named ayam, a guy with hair coiled up on his head like the

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I love my pub. They are showing San Guo on TV, and the guy in the booth next to mine turns out to be a contractor who is yelling down the phone and telling his supplier to reduce prices, otherwise he's going to get "really really angry". "you think i am stupid or what""this price, is like cutting my throat""you think what""you think you are the only one who can supply is it" :DHoliday starting

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holy crap - a group of SEVEN people just strolled in here and parked their lazy asses at the bar.WTF??? Am I really missing out on some lifestyle career choice that allows you to troll into bars at 4:43PM in the afternoon with your mates and start drinking.  SOMEBODY WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!

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I am intrigued by the throng of people at this pub at FOUR PM IN THE AFTERNOON. There must be AT LEAST 30 people in here. Don't they have jobs? Do they start drinking beer at 4PM EVERYDAY? What wonderful lives they must live. It must be magic, and according to the laws of karma, they must have done something Very Very Very Good their past lives.  ***On the other hand, a small fly has just died in

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The stupid brog has died so here I am brogging in notepad in hope that one day brogspot shall revive. And we shall be whole again.*** I have now shifted from notepad to Word because stupid notepad does not have wrap text, and I have to scroll 1 kilometre to the right to be able to see what I just wrote. Geez. Talk about old school.  ***Dis was writen at 4PeeAm 13 Disember Yeer Twenty Hundred and

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I am making a list of all the things I shouldn't have bought in the past 6 months. But did.And am now broke as a result of it. I am looking at my credit card, and weeping. The Kindle. It was a replacement for the iPad (which I DIDN'T buy) that my mom stole from me, and will not let me play. But now it doesn't work. And it sits there on my bedside table and mocks me. I should not have bought

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So when I was 7, my mom gave me my first diary. Since then journal writing has been a big part of my life, and I guess with blogging, my journal-keeping have slipped a little, but oh well. Blogging is kind of like journal writing anyway, except, THE WHOLE WORLD can read it - while journals have all the dirty little secrets that only your snooping mother reads. (and read she did) Anyway, this

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Some important announcements 1. New Family Member! I don't usually check my mailbox - the physical one. This is largely due to the fact that it is full of  restaurant delivery menus, letters of encouragement to fly Singapore Airlines, and stay at Starwood Hotels and other randomness. Everytime I look at it, I cringe for it has become a monster with a life of its own and grows at an alarming

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sumfing big gonne happen. its gonne be goode!

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So I have this client person. Who has been, how do you put it politely, either incredibly crafty and dodgy about providing me an incredibly time sensitive and critical piece of information, or super lazy. So tomorrow, turned into day after, which has as of now turned into two weeks later. Anyway, being an awesome world-class Random Excuse Generator myself, even I was impressed with the level of

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So today my manager sat me down for The Talk. Where there was really four key points: I'm doing a great job... ... if I were in the same position I was 2 years ago... ... but for someone who is supposed to be 'moving up'... ... i basically suck at which point i really struggled between two reactions which were Option 1 - Drama: Standing up and saying "Screw this! I want to sleep! I want to see

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So it was my mom's big 5-0 birthday and I really wanted to get her something nice. Something special. For some reason, I was overwhelmed with the urge to make a grand departure from my tradition of unimaginative gift giving (usually cash) So this year, I decided to get me mom a Nice Expensive Watch. I wanted to get a Longines, because it sounds French and fancy,  but the watch man at the watch

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AaaaARghk. I have to print a stupid document for a meeting, and my email is not downloading it. It could also be due to the fact that I am rewatching the youtube of a fat marmot eating a cracker while doing it, which is both inspirational as well as a close reflection of my life to date. The marmot is Me. DOWNLOAD DAMMIT!

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So we've been plunged into a blackout and I have mere minutes to write a sprinting post on demand from a demanding reader. Grand total for blog readership = 1. I need to remind errant brother to read the poetry that is my prolific blog writing skills. So this blackout is pretty cool. I'm looking out from the balcony and its pitch black as far as I can see. So much for "well-performing electricity

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getting director input at 12am in the morning. wheeeee. dat is my brog for the day.

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O internet You are so slow I attached a file and replicated So long ago And yet there it sits In my outgoing mail And then it tells me Operation send mail fail I want to go home But I cannot I have to send this stupid file So I sit, and rot and blog aboutit

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So I want to move out. There is something slightly sad about being 30 and living with your parents, especially when your parents have a more exciting social life than self. It is depressing and wrong. Wrong! Ergo moving out. I've been talking about it for a loooooong time, but I am serious this time. I mean, I am blogging about it, so it must be serious, because this is a Serious Blog, about

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Today is the unveiling of the renewed and rejuvenated Me. Today, in fact, I will be so productive that I would put Toyota to SHAME. Today, I will achieve the following: 1. Go for fabulous lunch with fabulous colleagues at fabulous la bodega. (Mm. Cheese Platter.) 2. Go for fabulous game of badminton to whip my flabby little self into shape. Yes! 3. Tidy room. 3. Visit my lovely lovely

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I haven't been in the best of moods lately, in fact, quite the opposite and I decided a little Pretzel Therapy was in order - which was how I ended up at the Auntie Anne's Overpriced Pieces of Heaven in Low Yat Plaza on Saturday. Note: Dear Magnificent Magnanimous Boss, if you are reading this, this occured AFTER office hours despite what the lying weasel of a security guard told you So there I

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Quick posty: Betta and I had such a serious discussion last night on hiding dead bodies (verdict: we would do it for each other)

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hmm the surgery patient has got up and left. maybe there is no surgery after all. maybe the doctor is napping. i bet he is. lazy napping doctor.

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okay. so i fixed the caps problem, but starting a new post. no problem. i am the tech god. so anyway i really need to go to the bathroom, but then i'm at a clinic, and everybody knows that clinic bathrooms are where mini colonies and plantations of the world's vilest diseases breed and fester. like ebola. this clinic toilet looks like it could be an ebola plantation. hmm. AARGHK. HOW DID THE CAPS

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here goes my attempt at mobile brogging. whoooot. okay. first sign of distress is that the enter button doesna work. enterenter. nope. doesn't work. anyway, here i am at the doctor's office. the nurse is angry at me because i was late, and is doling out her punishment in a ver draconian manner by sliding my appointment card to the bottom of the heap. SO ANYWAY. AARGHK. HOW DO I FIX THIS CAPS.

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In wine, there is truth. Apparently the other night, I had a couple of drinks, and ended up in a long soliloquoy which went something like this: Person: That guy reminds me of Nick. Me: No (angry) Me: Nick. Is Nick. Me: Nick. Is like the Pope. Me: He has a beautiful wife and two beautiful children, and is nothing like this douchebag. Me: Do not say such things. Person: I was just saying he

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OMFG after 9 years of brogging, I finally have a template thingy that lets me do a strikethrough. Like zeees I am renewed... rejuvenated... urghk, how to undo this strikethrough. Undo. Undo. Goddammit,

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Ok let's see if this FTP thingy killed my olde brog. Testing. Testing.

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I'm back in Austria, almost to the day 2 years ago. I really feel like I should be using this time wisely to reexamine my career and life in general. You know, chart a course, plan my life, set development goals, really make full use of my training.But all I really want to do is eat a very large packet of nasi lemak with fried egg. ...And maybe if I feel adventurous, extra sambal. This firm, and

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Day 1 after traumatic robbery incidentSo the mother is recovering slightly. There is something strangely therapeutic about being able to repeat the story of the robbery in great detail over and over again to various relatives and friends as they troop in and out of the house, partly in worry, and partly in curiosity about the incident. As she retells it, things always get the wee bit more

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The thing about having your house broken into (while your mom was still inside and tied up and other fun things of that nature) is that it makes you think. Highlights of my unstoppable brain rant: 1. My dogs are completely uselessAs I wait here on my couch for my parents to return from their almost certainly futile trip to the friendly, but highly useless, police station, my dogs are draping

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me: I got promotedparents: oh. what are you now?me: associateparents: oh. i thought you already were an associateme: no i was a junior associateparents: oh. me: ....(silence)parents: when are you getting marriedme: -_-

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My last memory of Gong gong is that of me getting up to leave my aunt's house. He was in Singapore for cancer treatment, and I was visiting during the last school holiday before my final secondary school exam. I got up to leave, and said goodbye. And then...He took my hand. He had never taken my hand ever. And he took it then. He looked at me, and held it for a while. I wanted to cry, but I

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OMFG!KRISPY KREME IS COMING TO TOWNthis is part of a diabolical plan to fatten and then eat me.by someone very diabolical.

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My goal for the next few months is to create a reputation for myself that will inspire fear and loathing in the travel office people. On a scale of 1 to 10, I am currently scoring a very respectable 8 in the fear and loathing axis. A 10 would be when they stop answering my emails.You say, "Pfft, it's so easy peasy to inspire fear and loathing!"But I beg to differ. You see, in order to inspire

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So apparently Last Blog Post Day was an Angry Day... (NooooO? really?) Well yes. A friend lost a job, and in a very very nasty way, so it was well deserved. I DESERVE THE RIGHT TO RANT. It's called democracy.Today, is Tired Day. I am very tired. I have also run out of clean underwear, which makes things rather difficult, and tomorrow morning I shall be faced with an Impossible Dilemma between

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well... Today was a crappy day

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Recently, Mr P went on a holiday. He was pretty nervous it being his first trip overseas, but excitement propelled his little feathered behind along. Mr P at the LCCT!Mr P in AirAsia!Mr P makin friends with Mr H!Mr P hangs out at Tonle Sap! (which is a lake that looks eerily like an oceanmmm...

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Deuteronomy is one of the five books that make up the Old Testament. Inspired by the vocabularic similarity to my word flavour of the year(see: 'diu')I decided to wiki it (yes, wiki is now a kata kerja). Of the many contents, my favourite is:"Prohibition against wives making a groin attack on their husband's adversary"This I think speaks of either volumes of common practice during 7 century BC

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i need to find better ways to spend my free time

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Super diu. Just found out that I've been barred access to this website from my office computer. All i can say is this is massive mega diu-ing shite that I'm in.How did my IT dept find me? Have they been monitoring my online activities? Diu to the power of infinity!I need to do some serious damage control

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TA MA DEi can't seem to post any picturesdiu

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I mean, what I really want to do right now, like RIGHT NOW, would be to write this blog post in german.Yarh. Deustche. Yarh.But unfortunately since I can neither speak, read nor write German, I shall have to resort to just writing this blog post in English, but with a German accent.Nuanced.I don't really know why I've been so crazy uninspired about blogging lately.(and there she abruptly ends the

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From the pantry I can hear...the Ding Dong Mix Nuts and Corn Packets say: "Eat Me"the San Miguel beer sitting the fridge say: "Drink Me"and it takes all the willpower I have to reach for a can of Coke light instead...Update: Have succumbed to the Ding Dongs and eaten FOUR PACKETS, must escape before Mr. Miguel gets me

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New job not going so good.Am struggling to stay afloat.Maybe I don't actually belong in places like these.Am starting to develop allergy of hotels.But the fried rice here is not awful. Same dinner 2 nights in a row. Am going to go for 3 tonight.It is an evil omen when I lose interest in my food.New job has helped me realize that powerpoint is a tool invented by satan to antagonize me. yes. just

Godzilla The Lizard Kingnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-90110108985131356722008-05-05T13:37:00.003+08:002008-05-05T13:42:18.733+08:00

After promising myself not to bring up the issue of Pervert Austrian Man during conversation, was forced into a little corner of conversational desperation yesterday. In desperation, I reached into my very shallow pool of conversational smackdown (i.e. like WWE smackdown but between smart geeky people with flabulous bodies), and VOILA!! out came Pervert Austrian Man.In an intellectual

Godzilla The Lizard Kingnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-28781045902081340632008-05-04T19:45:00.002+08:002008-05-04T19:48:39.595+08:00

Dear Anwar,Please form federal government soon. Tomorrow would be nice.And after you form federal government please throw this bugger into jail. It's okay, you can use the ISA for this one, we will all close one eye.Thanks******************Sunday May 4, 2008 Ministry wants women going abroad alone to get family consent KUALA KLAWANG: Local women intending to travel

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No. of Singing Nuns: 0No. of Lonely Goatherds: 0No. of Dashingly Handsome Navy Captains called 'Von Trapp': 0:(Note to self: Do not use story of pervert Austrian man who kept daughter in dungeon for 24 years as ice breaker. Bad.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT EUROPEAN AIRLINES. HAVEN'T THEY HEARD OF IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT. DON'T THEY KNOW THAT SIA HAS IN-FLIGHT MONITORS FOR ECONOMY CLASS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHKALSO WHY ARE THE FLIGHTS SO BLOODY FULL. CAN'T YOU BE LIKE HALF EMPTY SO THAT I CAN PAO THREE SEATS AT ONCE. DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOUI hate LufthansaI hate KLMI heart SIARelative to Lufthansa and KLM, I

Godzilla The Lizard Kingnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-45325799337301622572008-04-26T08:48:00.002+08:002008-04-26T08:55:15.751+08:00

Was cheered to read in the papers todayHisham regrets wielding keris, he apologises to all MalaysiansUntil I read this:“To the non-Malays because of the fear to a symbol which was not my intention. And to the Malays for not being able to uphold their symbol of heritage.”他妈的I hope Anwar comes in and whips your lily ass.

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At the risk of sounding like a very jaded ancient person lamenting about the 'good-old-days', I just want to ask (nobody in particular) whatever happened to The Resume?I mean:One. "Excellent 'writen' and spoken English" - wahlau.Two. "Gained experience thru ..." - damn super gengchau wahlau. u tink resume is lk sms izzit?Three. (My all time favourite, found in the 'Relevant Job Experience'

Godzilla The Lizard Kingnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-57950970699952375412008-04-18T11:24:00.002+08:002008-04-18T11:25:58.910+08:00

One of the reasons why you wouldn't call my department efficient is because two members of said department have been parked in front of my cubicle discussing how to print a CD cover for the past 24 minutes.JUST PRINT THE GODFORSAKEN THING ALREADYgod.

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CriteriaMale & Female (Malaysian) - Yes (yes)SPM with credit in English and Bahasa Malaysia or equivalent Yes and YesAge: between 20 and 30 years old YesMale: Height minimum 170cm, maximum 183 cm barefoot Not applicableFemale: Height minimum 157cm, maximum 170cm barefoot Yes-ish... -_- shurrupEyesight: 6/9 I'm going to say YES, until I understand the questionGood communicational skills Yes. I'm

Godzilla The Lizard Kingnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-32451065044034162382008-04-15T14:15:00.004+08:002008-04-15T14:26:37.021+08:00

I've decided to bite the bullet and pay alot of moolah for a HARDCOVER version of Terry Pratchett's Making Monay.No you can't search inside.Also I've just bought myself a new badminton racquet which is a Prince Oversize XP which is very expensive. But now that I am unable to find it on google I am getting worried that I paid RM 320 for a what is commonly known as a RIP-OFF.0_0Apart from the

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Hmmm... I've been such a prolific brogger of late that I surprises myself. Maybe its because there are so many things to talk about! Or maybe its just because there is no one to talk to.-_-OkAaaaay, let's not go there.Have been rewatching episodes of Sex in The City which are definitely the opposite of what anti-depressants do. Since I'm teetering towards 30, its really awful to watch Sarah

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I got the heebie-jeebies today after sending my dad a technical paper I thought he would fancy and he replied,"Thank you. I luv such papers..."It is so salah on so many dimensions, I cannot begin to think how.

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Wendy's has landed in Malaysia. This poses to me a very disconcerting and soul-ripping dilemma. I need to weigh the pros and cons of this:Cons1. Early death from Heart Attack2. It is in Sunway Pyramid - grossest vilest shopping Mall in Malaysia, possibly.... THE WORLD3. I will be giving money to Vincent Tan - grossest vilest excuse for an entrepreneur in Malaysia, possibly.... THE WORLDPros1.

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Yesterday's To do list was a bit of a failure. But nevertheless we will try again, as Randy Pausch says, "brick walls are there to keep all the others (pathetic gits) out (from attaining god-hood and immortality)"Note: words in brackets are mine, not his, but its what he meantso...NEVER GIVE UP!NEVER GIVE IN!hence...Todays TOODOO LIST1. Finish TWO (2) Chapters of Neverending Report2. Restrain

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From an actual resume that landed on my desk:

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Okay Serious Post.Five Goals for Today1. Finish TWO (2) chapters of the Neverending Report 2. Watch my cholesterol intake (this is after having devoured my morning artery clogging Nasi Lemak)3. Go home early to do my trainin... eegah... Cannot. 3. Go play badminton and then go home early-ish4. Not blog until I have finished Item 1 above5. Reading ONE (1) section of the Training Pack that I have

Godzilla The Lizard Kingnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-23166865929782486632008-04-08T08:20:00.003+08:002008-04-08T08:36:59.418+08:00

Weather: sad, :(I feel really bad because I've been neglecting my dog. She did a doo-doo where doggy doo-doos should not have been done, and hence I have banished her to the ignominious corner of the house where she had to spend her night on the cold hard floor.This morning when I got up to go to work, she cheerfully greeted me and attempted to get back into my good graces by acting cute and

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A groundbreaking way to get out of class action suits:"In total, 17,000 shareholders have filed 2,770 claims over the 2000 share sale and a previous issue in 1999, for which a court date has not yet been set. About 1,000 have since withdrawn their claims or died. "

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Yesterday, I finally finished the book, When Genius Failed by Roger (is it roger? maybe it's michael, or bert) Lowenstein which chronicled the rise and fall of the hedge fund Long Term Capital Management ("LTCM").After the book, I felt a great weight lifted off my shoulders and I finally came to peace with myself over my failure in CFA Level 3 due to not covering 3 whole chapters on derivativesI

Godzilla The Lizard Kingnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-34178268641894387192008-04-03T16:33:00.005+08:002008-04-03T17:17:43.917+08:00

Weather: Sunny.Just as I thought April was turning out to be a really awful month, I see a headline in The Star that says "Proposal to prosecute non-Muslims for khalwat". This promptly cheered me up to no end.I'm really glad to see Malaysians moving in a positive direction for a change and really pushing for steps to be taken to cure all social ills that currently plague society. Khalwat, (for

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Weather: ThunderstormI'm very stressed.I'm very stressed.I'm very stressed.I'm very stressed.I'm very stressed.I need a cookie.I'm very stressed.I'm very stressed.I'm very stressed.Someone unknot my brain. Please.

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Weather: Slightly GloomyFrom now on, I've decided that each of my posts will be preceded by sort of weather forecast. For no good reason really, just Because I Can, which of late has disturbingly become my guiding principle in life. I hope this phase, like my obsessive Chu Yok Fun phase passes quite quickly as it has wrecked minor havocs in my life, mostly because I've embarked on multiple

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But haven't decided what to do with it.If I do with it at all.

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Something grabsa hold of me.Tightly.Flow like aHarpoondaily and nightlyWill I ever stop?I don't Know......Turn off the lightsand I...glowTo the extreme

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I can't bereef it, I have HIGH CHOLESTEROLThis is God's way of saying, "You Need To Go On A Diet, Fatty"

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I've discovered, with the help of my stealthy new camera, that my dog is actually, an EVIL KILLING MACHINE!!!Note the evilness:1. Pretends to be friendly waggy little dog with the 'Can I come in face?'2. Comes into room and pretends to fall asleep3. While I sleepeth, she sneaks up onto my bed...4. And tries to DEVOUR me with the deadly Fangs of DeathShocking.*** I have decided not to put her down

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Stolen from tierrie's bunch of photos

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Again, liberally 'borrowed' from here

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Decided to have a 'light' dinner before badminton tonight so I wandered down the street to the lok-lok man. While I was eating daintily by the roadside, I peered across the melting blocks of ice and blobs of seafood at a petite little young thing eating on the other side of the van.And then her bill came, and the lok-lok man told her it was RM 7. I mean, RM 7 ! For lok-lok! How do you eat that

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Malaysian Front Regrouping After Shock Poll SetbackKUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysia's ruling coalition tried to regroup on Monday after a shocking electoral setback that decimated its ranks and sent markets swooning over the political uncertainties ahead.Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi was sworn into office amid mounting calls for his resignation after the National Front (Barisan

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I cannot bereef it.I'm still in a state of mild shock over how THE PEOPLE manage to give Barisan Nasional the biggest mooning of its life. Democracy is well and alive indeed. In spite of all the odds, with the phantom voters, recounts, vote buying, voter trucking and 'postal votes', we pulled together managed to give the coalition the biggest "NaaAAaaAAaaaaaaaah...." ever.So far the reaction from

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Picture 'borrowed' from TVSmith

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The irony of the fact that in Malaysia what we essentially have is Barisan on one side, and The Opposition on the other (i.e. DAP, PKR, PAS, PSR). One represents the Government and other representing Anti-Government.Having a manifesto built on nothing but 'Anti-Government-ness', which is what the Opposition is really all about, has really got very little to do with the true day to day governance

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Having wandered around the past couple of weeks in a sort of guilt-ridden stupor which grew exponentially with the many incidences of the following conversation:Person: Where are you registered to vote?Me: (mumble)Person: Hah? What? Can't hear you laH?Me: i'm not registeredPerson: THE SPR DIDN'T PROCESS YOUR REGISTRATION!!! OH HOW THEY THWART DEMOCRACY!!! THOSE DEMOCRACY PIRATES!!!! HIJACKING OUR

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Putting on a sneaky post because I can.Random UpdatesGot nominated as 'Most Likely to Be Badass For Life' on MyFace. This. I. Rike. [grin]On The ElectionsApparently they are happening soon o_O I do not think I can survive another term of ... it.Never got around to registering despite all my vocal and public condemnation of all the irresponsible bastards who do not vote. I'm not quite sure where

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and need to blow off steam.Message from New Idiot Director, henceforth known as "Dumbass Director":"Understand you girls want to retype the feasibility study. Pls just find recognition software to read the scanned file and edit accordingly."What I wanted to reply:"Dear Dumbass, we are not retyping the feasibility study. We are writing a feasibility report. These are two very different things. One

Godzilla The Lizard Kingnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3404669.post-37209825545907612572008-01-07T21:52:00.002+08:002008-03-04T17:45:03.476+08:00

Seeing as how "camwhoring" has captured the attention of blogosphere, and as how I am never one to miss out on the latest trendy developments in society (crocs? HellOOooOOOooo) I have decided to indulge in a little bit of personal camwhoration.I would say, definitely Miss Universe material. If not, at least, Miss Emotionally Stable.

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What is it about waiting that makes you want to gouge your eyes out as an offering to the God of Make This Stop.

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Terry Prachett is sick.I'm really sad.

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Did you know that Conrad Hotel (Singapore) has free little bears and rubber duckies in their rooms?(happy)Well. I hope their free, or my boss is going to get a very strangely itemized hotel bill at the end of the month.New family members - Conrad (left) and Hotel (right)Anyway, I'd just like to say this and get it off my chest. Cows in North Sulawesi? RUDE! So we were tramping through this

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