2. Work Sucks
My work is so boring. In fact, I have spent the whole morning researching Brangelina, Chris Noth and downloading Chinese mp3s.
This is however not strictly because I have nothing to do, but because if I have to amend that &*&*@#^$) presentation one more time, I'm going start stabbing people with my sharp but deadly mechanical pencil. It would be a bloodbath, and everyone would either bleed to death or die from lead poisoning. So I'm procrastinating.
Also my intern told me, " I don't know how you can do this. I'm here for 4 weeks and my brain is already numb. No offense!". But now he is gone and I cannot take revenge for saying those painful but true words by giving him more mind numbing crap to do.
So now I'm sibeh sien because my work is so damn boring
3. Betta Has Left The Country
Betta is in Sydney for two months because she is hiding from our local Internal Revenue Department for not filing her taxes during her last two income generating years. Actually this is not true.
She is in Sydney because of this.
Actually this is not true either.
She is in Sydney because she got a fellowship thing for her achievement in art. And she will be there for two months. Which means that I've lost my rubbish kaki who hangs out with me and puts up with my Paleolitic humour and bad dress sense.
So now I'm sibeh sien because my rubbish kaki has left the country and will not be coming back for two months.